Can You Guess Who Said These “Princess Bride” Quotes?

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This year marks the 30th anniversary of the 1987 movie, “The Princess Bride”! I’m a big fan of this hilarious comedic film adaptation of S. Morgenstern’s novel of the same title, and I know that some of you are, too! If you’re an ultimate fan, you’ll get most of these questions right. If you’ve never seen “The Princess Bride” before, it’s a good idea to watch the movie before you take the quiz! I’m pretty sure you’ll fall in love with it (pun intended)!

P.S. Grab a piece of paper and a pencil to write down your answers. At the very bottom of this post, the answers are revealed so you can check if you were right in the end.

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        Buttercup                       Westley                  Inigo Montoya                   Fezzik

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            Vizzini                Prince Humperdinck        Count Rugen                 Clergyman

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      Miracle Max                      Valerie                       Grandson                     Grandfather

Ready, Set, Go!

1. Who said: “He didn’t fall? Inconceivable!”
a. Count Rugen b. Vizzini c. Westley

2. Who said: “Have fun stormin’ the castle. . .”
a. Valerie b. Fezzik c. Miracle Max

3. Who said: “When I was your age, television was called books.”
a. Clergyman b. Humperdinck c. Grandfather

4. Who said: “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.”
a. Inigo Montoya b. Fezzik c. Rugen

5. Who said: “Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it’s nothing but work, work, work all the time.”
a. Vizzini b. Miracle Max c. Westley

6. Who said: “Now where is that secret knot? It’s impossible to find…”
a. Rugen b. Humperdinck c. Grandfather

7. Who said: “Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.”
a. Inigo Montoya b. Miracle Max c. Vizzini

8. Who said: “Farm boy… fetch me that pitcher.”
a. Valerie b. Buttercup c. Fezzik

9. Who said: “It has worked! You’ve given everything away! I know where the poison is!”
a. Humperdinck b. Westley c. Vizzini

10. Who said: “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
a. Miracle Max b. Vizzini c. Rugen

11. Who said: “I only dog paddle.”
a. Inigo Montoya b. Fezzik c. Westley

12. Who said: “You mocked me once, never do it again!”
a. Buttercup b. Vizzini c. Valerie

13. Who said: “I would not say such things if I were you!”
a. Westley b. Rugen c. Humperdinck

14. Who said: “Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
a. Fezzik b. Westley c. Buttercup

15. Who said: “We are but poor, lost circus performers.”
a. Inigo Montoya b. Vizzini c. Fezzik

16. Who said: “The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.”
a. Valerie b. Miracle Max c. Grandson

17. Who said: “Mawwige is what bwings us togeveh today.”
a. Humperdinck b. Westley c. Clergyman

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Answers:
1. B          2. C          3. C          4. A
5. C          6. A          7. A          8. B
9. C          10. A         11. B      12. A
13. C         14. B        15. B       16. A
17. C

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How many did you get right?
How much do you love “The Princess Bride?”
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Megan Joy

15 thoughts on “Can You Guess Who Said These “Princess Bride” Quotes?

  1. 100%!!!! 17/17

    I LOVE THE PRINCESS BRIDE haha! 🙂 I know we’ve had our discussions about this. I got out a pen and paper. I haven’t had a quiz in years (it reminded me of school.) Loved this post, very enjoyable!

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      1. Oh Megan! I feel honored! I was so happy reading the quotes because if I wasn’t sure at first, I imagined the scene, and then I was like…”Oh, right!” I could hear the voice before I saw the image in my head.

        FYI, within the next few days I’ll get to the post office. My Thanksgiving plans kinda kept me more busy than what I thought.

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